Jam packed....

There are two distinct waves of social activity at 2171. Wednesday nights and the weekend. The larger wave of the two is most definitely the weekend. Sometime around 5 o'clock you'll find us with a beer or scotch or russlerita (hell, the list goes on for days) and by 8 or 9 the sun has set, the white christmas lights are creating a beautiful ambiance, and many of our friends have made their way over and we have a jolly good time.

This weekend was no exception, but I would be morally remiss if I didn't bring up several high points that made this weekend different from most. There were great accomplishments and celebrations, of course. But there were a few....oh, how do you say it...."moments of greatness" unparalleled in all our days at 2171.

They are too numerous to put down in detail, so let me just give you a run down in a simple unordered, anonymous list of the events that transpired. Names are excluded (yes, including my own) to protect the innocent, but we all know who you are.

• Two guys all but finished a 750ml bottle of Johnny Walker before 10pm.
• One girl bought a literal FEAST from KFC (or in her words, K-fuck)
• One woman got a full day at the spa for her birthday from her boyfriend.
• One guy got a dart stuck in his arm - because the arm was in front of the dart board.
• One girl kicked her boyfriend in the face at Sous La Terre.
• One guy ricocheted a dart off a wall into someone's arm, and, as it were, would have had a bulls eye or close to it had their not been human flesh in the way.
• One girl fell onto the stage and almost knocked over the elderly musicians at Sous La Terre.
• One girl called a guy the wrong name 5 times while they were making out.
  
• One girl went crazy on Tequila. Literally will not ever touch the stuff again.
  
• A few people sipped tequila (Patron) as an on-the-rocks beverage for the first time.
• One guy woke up Sunday with an awful hangover because he had, over the course of 8 hours, Wine, Beer, Scotch, Tequila, Whiskey, Sparks, and Jager. Just can't settle into a beverage for the night...tisk, tisk.
• One guy said "my hair follicles will be stimulated, it'll be a party on my face" and his girlfriend said "yes, and everyone will come" and then people erupted in laughter.
• One guy broke his glasses and missed about half of this due to blindness.
• One girl walked down college street crying.
• One guy visited from Boston and subsequently watched hours of The Office Season 4
• One guy cleaned the whole damn house leaving the other no choice but to finally do dishes.
  
• At least 4 people were ant-bitten on the way to Bud's.
• Someone wouldn't stop impersonating Adam Sandberg impersonating Mark Wahlberg saying "Say hi to your motha' for me, ok?"
  

If anyone has any additions to this list, feel more than welcome to leave them in the comments. All anonymous, of course. :)