Hair-brained Schemes

Frequently, the two of us concoct new hair-brained schemes. Some are for wealth, some for fame, some for glory. Most are for fun and to see how long we can survive them. Many of these will be documented here, trust me. From how to run a mansion on meager lower-middle class incomes all the way to running your own formal awards ceremony that highlights your friends and their flaws, we've covered just about everything other than the trite and strange-feeling blogosphere. Pheh.

This whole blog thing is kind of foriegn to most of us, but there's nothing I can see as more valuable than an open, fun explanation of where I am from day to day. I like the idea that my grandkids and my grandkids grandkids will pick it up. If nothing else, 'grandpa was a douchebag, but his old roommate was awesome!'

Which, in the grand scheme of things, will make someone somewhere sometime laugh their ass off.

The blog is a nice way to be productive when suffering from an artistic rut.

Ugh. First posts are so strange. Luckily the wider public doesn't find out about this until well after we've established it. G'night.

For the record, she started it. Inspired it. Brought down the doom of running a blog upon us indirectly with her amazing success and clever quips. Whatever. Anyway, its another tuesday. Like Neal said, if this is the most exciting thing that happens tonight, we got off easy.

I'm mostly just looking forward to not having to remember this stuff for more than a day or so before it is immortalized on the web. :)